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In a metaverse realm of an alternate dimension,

In the cryptic chasms of the vast unknown…

The beautiful manifestation of stiffness and presence,

Totems of phallic representations of all malekind arose…

The beings known as the MetaDicks emerged.

Through years of metaversal transcendental meditation, the artist known as the ‘Chief’ has gained the ability to channel and visualise the phallic forms of the MetaDicks.

Not all are forthcoming, some reticent and hard to visualise, whilst some palpable in their manifestation.

Charged with the responsibility to disperse depictions of the MetaDicks, the Chief has been working hard to interpret his visions- eager to present the first of the personas to our Ethereal dimension.

The MetaDicks will come in waves…

Introducing the NinjaDicks…

…first of the MetaDicks tribes to emerge! 

The NinjaDicks mean business, READY FOR ACTION and ARMED TO THE SHAFT with serious weaponry.


Some come DISGUISED using influences familiar to our realm.

The shroud has been lifted…

The first wave has risen!

The MetaDicks Team


Creator / Artist / Channeler
NFT collector / Cypto dabbler


Crypto enthusiast


Web developer
Gym junkie